Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

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Bogged

To be heavily surgically or cosmetically enhanced, mostly done to mask aging. Mostly used when the plastic surgery work is obvious and poorly done. Originates from the French twins Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

Did you see Madonna’s latest TikTok? She looked bogged as f*ck.

by Lurkay April 16, 2022

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bog

bog means “bussin on god”

“this food is bog (bussin on god)”

by anonymous823156 April 16, 2022

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cri bog

this sad
pls

i am cri bog

by cri bog January 8, 2021

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grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

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Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

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