A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022
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Get the cannibal abortion mug.The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
Get the Late turd abortion mug.When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortion mug.The right that has been taken away from women, after fighting for it for generations and generations. People may mistake an abortion to be killing a baby, no, there is no murder involved. Unless you are having the baby, do not complain about someone wanting to have an abortion. Abortions should and will be legalised everywhere. We will fight for these rights back.
by dojaisaqueen September 1, 2022
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