Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 25, 2023

vacation fairy

Noun. The fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023

fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;

by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022

Vacation Soda

When you put soda in a cooler on vacation and its harder to open because the aluminum shrinks.

I cant open this it has Vacation Soda.

by Soda_Man October 6, 2022