Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.

It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.

by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019