Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.

It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.

by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019

Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

by Ian-g June 10, 2018

Corona-uber

people who can’t wait & want to get infected

Get out of the viral slump, get corona-uber. Get it out of the way

by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

yoder uber

A person who transports the Amish.

My cousin drives several Amish guys to and from work everyday, making him a "yoder uber"

by ErrySh March 15, 2018