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Tristan

The kid that buys me dab pens
Dude! Tristan is restocking!
by FUN_BOI December 13, 2022
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Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them
Bro you look like a Tristan
by WookieBookie December 24, 2022
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Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb
by LOLSDW January 5, 2023
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Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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tristan is a dirty hoe.
by stevenbecknerfromlabrae October 21, 2019
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tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.
TRISTAN IS A BITCH
by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 29, 2019
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Tristan is the most spiritual, open minded man you will ever meet. If you have one in your life, you are a very lucky person. He sees life in a different way than most and will open your eyes up to a lot about life. He is the most honest and upfront man which may be very confronting at first but you will soon respect those qualities. Life is not the same without a Tristan in it.
Q. Is she with Tristan?
A. Yes, she is one of the luckiest woman alive
by Swaniegirl November 2, 2019
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