A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.
Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?
by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023
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Her ass was so hot, that toby sparkling right above the crack between those two curvey, curvey cheeks.
by Nathan Smithson December 14, 2022
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hes not that much of a badass actually hes only here cause he ran away cause some shit happend back home
yo what happend?
hes not that much of a badass actually hes only here cause he ran away cause some shit happend back home
yo what happend?
by eatyouout4free January 6, 2023
Get the Toby mug.If you ever meet a Toby, RUN. Boys named toby are self obsessed, rude, ilmannered, obnoxious, and not good for you. He will tear you down peace by peace and claim he "loves" you, but he doesn't. Hes just using you and will cheat profusely. Men with the name of toby normally lie uncontrollably and hurt other around them constantly. They don't participate in school and are one of the laziest people you will meet, he will ruin you and you will still be inlove, run from your life while you still have the sanity too.
Girl 1 " oh my God, Toby snapped me! "
Girl 2 " that's **** boyfriend "
Girl 1 " what?? But he just called me sexy!"
Girl 2 " that's **** boyfriend "
Girl 1 " what?? But he just called me sexy!"
by Skylerrrrainnnn November 20, 2023
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