Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Sander

Sander is an absolute God and better than vetle

Damn you are a real Sander

by Joka12 February 15, 2021

Sander

An Awesome Possum person who is there for you no matter what. They know how to make you laugh and always has a smile of their face.

Hey do you know any cool people i can call?
Oh! Just call up sander

by Sun Baby Artie April 4, 2021

Burn-y Sanders

A child's or dad's way of saying Bernie Sanders in a corny way.

Did you hear about Burn-y Sanders?
Yes, he should be the democrat's number one canidate!
No, Burn-ing Sanders poo poo brain

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Sanders

A scratchy hand job

“It was a total sanders bro. Felt like I was getting a handjob from bernie’s mittens.”

by Byethen April 18, 2021

Sander

Sander is the most sexy guy in the world. He is so tall and handsome. Girls chase after Sander. His rizz is more massive than the low taper fade. His penis is 35 cm

Sander is so sexy

by Foldviken December 30, 2024

Justus sanders

Justus sanders is the most attractive boy ever, he has the most prettiest smile ever. He has a big dick and can give good sex, he will always be there for you and will comfort you if you get sad and never makes you feel like you don't belong he makes you feel loved for the first time in your life and will always flex to people about you. He is the best boyfriend ever and will treat you better than no other man will

I love you justus sanders forever and ever

by anonymous August 27, 2025