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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
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a little teasing

They couldn't handle a little teasing
by A bad idea April 21, 2023
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Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble
I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
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Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
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butt tease

Sam kept wearing those jeans I like and intentionally bending over Infront of me....she's such a butt tease!
by MammaD19 July 15, 2023
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tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.
Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.
by Poor Board Bastards February 6, 2021
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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
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