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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
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a little teasing

They couldn't handle a little teasing
by A bad idea April 21, 2023
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Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble
I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
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Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
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butt tease

Sam kept wearing those jeans I like and intentionally bending over Infront of me....she's such a butt tease!
by MammaD19 July 15, 2023
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Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
by Cheech. July 21, 2022
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Tease

What someone who is absolutely insane and demonic does to a supposed loved one. If done, should be dropped immediately tbh. Y’all get no bitches Fr.
Hi, my name is maddy, and I like to tease cuz I get absolutely no bitches
by Yourmomdabomb.com August 1, 2022
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