straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

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Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none”

“Im a bit of a horse of all trades”

“Huh?”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh July 16, 2025

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girl trade

it’s like trade, but just a girl who is really pretty, crazy, sexy & hot. a girl trade doesnt have to be lesbian or butch but its a bonus

“omg look i see girl trade over there”

“you’re literally girl trade”

“i wish i had girl trade with me”

by realgirltrade August 3, 2025

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dl trade

a man who is publicly straight, but is privately gay/bi. usually because they can't/don't want to come out due to fear.

i banged that dl trade fwb. he was dangerously tight.

by limelipslover August 12, 2025

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Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...

Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

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