Seed Vessel

a vessel or container, often a human or animal, used to house semen or seed

my friend Jesüs used his labrador puppy as a make-shift seed vessel while his girlfriend was out of town

by bigbeanballboy January 10, 2022

Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.

P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"

by elktf2 January 11, 2022

josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual

person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no

by no homo bromo March 17, 2022

Passive Seeding

Verb

To have casual sex - opposite of Active Seeding.

"passive seeding = casual sex" ~ Sylva 2022

Sylva: Hey Aatif, how you doing?

Aatif: I'm good bro, I just had some casual sex

Sylva: You mean Passive Seeding?

Aatif: Yes, I Passive Seeded this girl!

by Voltz7788 March 20, 2022

seed

hes a guy who simps for fortnite skins and like porn of them , also a guy who spams his fucken soundboard

seed is gay hooray

by lmaoaokdias March 28, 2022

Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020

Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.

Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021