Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022