Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Interphonal relationship

When two partners in a relationship have different brands of phones.

My wife has a Galaxy and I have an iPhone. It's an interphonal relationship, but we make it work.

by jacejr829 June 26, 2016

A good relationship

something I will never have

Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?

Person 2: No I don't and neverwill

by [Senpai] February 22, 2021

quickburner relationship

Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.

Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go

by jadedheart84 December 11, 2012

jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship

if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.

by Sexydimma September 27, 2013

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings March 29, 2012

Sexual Relationship

Something that I will never have. Actual definition: a relationship that revolves around having sex + sexual desires and fantasies.

They entered into a sexual relationship.

by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023