Phoenix

Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.

Fuck Phoenix. I’m glad I’m not living in that shithole.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

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Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.

I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.

by lebwashere January 13, 2023

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Phoenix phobia

Human fearing another human by lack of understanding/knowing them for who they are

That person looked at me full of suspicion, judged and criticized me, man he must have the Phoenix phobia.

by Phoenix007 July 20, 2023

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Phoenixing

A phrase for the phase of life you enter after going through a really bad time. Your life feels like it's burned down, and slowly, after what feels like an inordinate amount of time, you resurrect in the best way possible — a way that can only be achieved by going through it in the first place.

"Four months after my breakup, I'm truly phoenixing."
"Eugh, after that bleak time, I'm like, feeling really good — I think I'm in my Phoenixing era."

by phoenix2023 July 23, 2023

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