Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)

John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex

by MongusMongus July 30, 2023

Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .

RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night

by Roo-poo August 1, 2023

Afsheen the mango

Afsheen is a mango who like candy and likes to be emo, she is very emo and leaves her BFFS for people who don't like her

Afsheen the mango is weird

by Guess.Who.UwU. September 22, 2023

Mango tango

Eating mangos out of a girl puss

Yo shawty want you heard about mango tango

by Pussyslayer3467 September 30, 2023

Mango

A word people use to call someone stupid or insult them without hurting there Actual feelings.

There such a mango they don’t know how to spell excellent.

by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022

Mango

The CUTEST fucking girl that's ever lived! Would marry her if I could

Look it's Mango! Awww I wish I could have her as my best friend

by The other one over there May 2, 2022