Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.

Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene

by angsty_agender August 12, 2018

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023

Matthew Robinson

A very large big scary white man who intimidates all that surround him.

Hey, why are you such a Matthew Robinson Today. It's scary

by Waterfall's Cat March 25, 2022

matthew ryan

Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls

OMG Matthew ryan is so hottt

by A.L.M.M June 3, 2021

Matthew Duffy

When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.

Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.

by easy_star June 14, 2022