Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿

Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦

by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobee

A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤

Stay away from Kobee or else....

by Asian Batman November 20, 2021