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Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)
i typed the keyboard
by segment65 September 24, 2023
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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023
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rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023
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that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.
joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
by the blaster. August 16, 2023
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keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone
this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person
by crater123 October 31, 2019
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Keyboard warrior

Someone who chats shit behind a screen but is a pussy in real life.
The word keyboard warrior means: Yusuf neki tHoUgHt iT WaS AnOnYmOuS and said insulting things
by Toxicneki November 23, 2020
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