How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 7, 2023

Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)

Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what

by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023

My Keyboard

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:’”zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?€£¥§…😀😃😄😁😆🥲🤣😂😅🥹☺️😊😇🙂🙃😘🥰😍😌😉😗😙😚😋😛🧐🤨🤪😜😝🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😟😔😞😒😏😕🙁☹️😣😖😭😢🥺😩😫😤😠😡🤬🤯😱😶 🌫️🥶🥵😳😨😰😥😓🤗🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤫🫠🤥😶🫥🙄😬😑🫤😐😯😦😧😮😲😮 💨😪🤤😴🥱😵😵 💫🤐🥴🤢🤕🤒😷🤧🤮🤑🤠😈👿👹💀👻💩🤡👺☠️👽👾🤖🎃😼😻😹😸😺😽🙀😿😾🫶🤝🙌👐👏🤲👍👎👊✊🤛🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🤘👌🤏🤌🫳👇👆👉👈🫴☝️✋🤚🖐️🖖💪🫱🫲🤙👋🦾🖕🦿💄💋👂👅🦷🫦👄🦻👃👣👁️👀👤🗣️🧠🫁🫀👥🫂👶👧🧒👩 🦱👨🧑👩👦🧑 🦱👨 🦱👩 🦰🧑 🦰👨 🦰🧑 🦳👩 🦳👱 ♂️👱👱 ♀️👨 🦳👩 🦲🧑 🦲👨 🦲🧔 ♀️👴🧓👵🧔 ♂️🧔👲👳 ♀️👳👳 ♂️🧕👷👷 ♀️👮 ♂️👮👮 ♀️👷 ♂️💂 ♀️💂💂 ♂️🕵️🕵️🕵️👩 ⚕️🧑 ⚕️👨 ⚕️🧑 🍳👩 🍳👨 🌾🧑 🌾👩 🌾👨 🍳👩 🎓🧑 🎓👨 🎓👩 🎤👨 🏫🧑 🏫👩 🏫👨 🎤🧑 🎤👩 🏭🧑 🏭👨 🏭👩 💻🧑 💻👨 💻👩 💼🧑 💼👨 💼👩 🔧👨 🔬🧑 🔬👩 🔬👨 🔧🧑 🔧👩 🎨🧑 🎨👨 🎨👩 🚒🧑 🚒👩 🚀👨 ✈️🧑 ✈️👩 ✈️👨 🚒🧑 🚀👨 🚀👩 ⚖️🧑 ⚖️👨 ⚖️🤵🤵 ♀️👰 ♂️👰👰 ♀️🤵 ♂️👸🫅🤴🥷🦹🦹 ♀️🦸 ♂️🦸🦸 ♀️🦹 ♂️🤶🧑 🎄🎅🧙 ♀️🧝 ♂️🧝🧝 ♀️🧙 ♂️🧙🧌🧛 ♀️🧛🧛 ♂️🧟 ♀️🧞 ♂️🧞🧞 ♀️🧟 ♂️🧟🧜 ♀️🧜🧜 ♂️🧚 ♀️🧚

GOD DAMNIT MY BASE GOT BLOWN UP!! AAAA `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:’”zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?€£¥§…😀😃😄😁😆🥲🤣😂😅🥹☺️😊😇🙂🙃😘🥰😍😌😉😗😙😚😋😛🧐🤨🤪😜😝🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😟😔😞😒😏😕🙁☹️😣😖😭😢🥺😩😫😤😠😡🤬🤯😱😶 🌫️🥶🥵😳😨😰😥😓🤗🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤫🫠🤥😶🫥🙄😬😑🫤😐😯😦😧😮😲😮 💨😪🤤😴🥱😵😵 💫🤐🥴🤢🤕🤒😷🤧🤮🤑🤠😈👿👹💀👻💩🤡👺☠️👽👾🤖🎃😼😻😹😸😺😽🙀😿😾🫶🤝🙌👐👏🤲👍👎👊✊🤛🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🤘👌🤏🤌🫳👇👆👉👈🫴☝️✋🤚🖐️🖖💪🫱🫲🤙👋🦾🖕🦿💄💋👂👅🦷🫦👄🦻👃👣👁️👀👤🗣️🧠🫁🫀👥🫂👶👧🧒👩 🦱👨🧑👩👦🧑 🦱👨 🦱👩 🦰🧑 🦰👨 🦰🧑 🦳👩 🦳👱 ♂️👱👱 ♀️👨 🦳👩 🦲🧑 🦲👨 🦲🧔 ♀️👴🧓👵🧔 ♂️🧔👲👳 ♀️👳👳 ♂️🧕👷👷 ♀️👮 ♂️👮👮 ♀️👷 ♂️💂 ♀️💂💂 ♂️🕵️🕵️🕵️👩 ⚕️🧑 ⚕️👨 ⚕️🧑 🍳👩 🍳👨 🌾🧑 🌾👩 🌾👨 🍳👩 🎓🧑 🎓👨 🎓👩 🎤👨 🏫🧑 🏫👩 🏫👨 🎤🧑 🎤👩 🏭🧑 🏭👨 🏭👩 💻🧑 💻👨 💻👩 💼🧑 💼👨 💼👩 🔧👨 🔬🧑 🔬👩 🔬👨 🔧🧑 🔧👩 🎨🧑 🎨👨 🎨👩 🚒🧑 🚒👩 🚀👨 ✈️🧑 ✈️👩 ✈️👨 🚒🧑 🚀👨 🚀👩 ⚖️🧑 ⚖️👨 ⚖️🤵🤵 ♀️👰 ♂️👰👰 ♀️🤵 ♂️👸🫅🤴🥷🦹🦹 ♀️🦸 ♂️🦸🦸 ♀️🦹 ♂️🤶🧑 🎄🎅🧙 ♀️🧝 ♂️🧝🧝 ♀️🧙 ♂️🧙🧌🧛 ♀️🧛🧛 ♂️🧟 ♀️🧞 ♂️🧞🧞 ♀️🧟 ♂️🧟🧜 ♀️🧜🧜 ♂️🧚 ♀️🧚… My Keyboard blew up..

by DevRH January 13, 2023

Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod

This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior

by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023