keyboard

keyboard

keyboard

by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023

keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone

this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person

by crater123 October 31, 2019

ducky keyboard

An absolute flex of a keyboard; it is a fact that 34.1% of all PC gamers have ducky keyboard because it clicks cool.

PC gamer: check out the clicking sound of my $100 HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard!
Me: Wow. That’s a cool HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard.

by UrmomDictionary December 6, 2020