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government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024
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Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure
"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."
by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024
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Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.
Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.
by SotoNation March 11, 2023
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Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America
Our country does not have a stable government.
by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025
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4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.
Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.
by vibegov April 19, 2025
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Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
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