Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.

“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”

by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022

Float

A float is a beverage most commonly created by mixing any carbonated beverage such as root beer or cola with a few scoops of any kind of ice cream. Usually it's eaten with a spoon like some kind of ice cream & soda cereal, but can also be drank normally just as often.

Guy #1:Hey, me and Guy #2 were going to go get some soda & ice cream to make floats. Did you want to come?
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.

by chatks August 28, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Float

Originating from American slang but adapted by North Dublin teenagers. Float means 'go to' and is often used in shorthand.

"Float Centra after school"

"k, you payin though"

by Yuppalads234 November 3, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022