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David

A short ass nigga he kinda Asian but he isn’t
Look at David he is short asf
by 2 footer November 19, 2019
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David is a huge cunt and an asshole. He is that kid that thinks he is always right however despite the fact David has bad qualities a lot of bad qualities he is a really good, no the best bestie anyone can ask for. He is the person; that brings you breakfast so you won't starve to death in the morning, that gives you his sandwich despite the fact he is hungry bc he knows you are hungry too, who stays up past his bedtime to talk to you so you won't feel scared. He would drop everything for his friends gives you the advice to help you, yes sometimes he might neglect you or annoy you to a point u wanna kill him but he honestly has a good heart he won't walk on grass bc he doesn't wanna kill insects. Honestly, he has done so much for me it would take me a 100 years to pay him back. He is the best bestie anyone can ask for. Sorry for annoying you all the time.
David is the best bestie.
by whatsupbestie May 26, 2019
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An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay
by JonasF October 4, 2019
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a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk
David
by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017
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Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
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Well known in the Spanish language as a reference for short guy.
Eres un “David”. Translation in English is “you are short”
by Neimandescuento May 4, 2018
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David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.
by geener weener April 28, 2020
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