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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite
by 21001 February 26, 2019
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David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.
Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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The by far most gay person in all of the world
by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
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A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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