A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
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Get the Coach Calhoun mug.Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.
Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
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Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
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Get the Coach MJ mug.A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.
Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
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(person 1) Hey Coach! I appreciate you and all you’ve done for me
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!
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Get the Coach beav mug.It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
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