Danger Close

When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways

I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!

by Willierobthorton March 10, 2022

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Gino Close Your Eyes

This term is used when someone has pink eye.

"Gino Close Your Eyes" they told him.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Close

Not yet/ to unopen

P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid

P1: close ur mouth

by LiamProductions May 13, 2021

Closed minded

Combs

Stop being so closed minded.

by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021