Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Gino Close Your Eyes

This term is used when someone has pink eye.

"Gino Close Your Eyes" they told him.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Close

Not yet/ to unopen

P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid

P1: close ur mouth

by LiamProductions May 13, 2021

Closed minded

Combs

Stop being so closed minded.

by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 6, 2021