single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.

I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.

by Max L. B. December 16, 2022

cell membrane

the girlboss of the cell

the cell membrane is the gatekeeper of the cell

by funkyfunkster January 17, 2022

Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021

cells

interlinked

cells interlinked

by Patric Peterson May 6, 2021

Sleeper cell

When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.

SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?

MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!

by Buck Destroyer June 3, 2021