cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

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Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

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cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019

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chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

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Cactus

An insult.

A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.

It means someone who is always full of pricks

Ryan, why do you always have to be such a Fucking cactus

by You are a glass of milk December 20, 2019

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Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020

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