Alex

The biggest Time Jew you'll ever meet. Takes 20 years to lace up his shoes.

Do you think Alex will be on time? No, he's being a Time Jew and probably still tying his shoes.

by Meat slaps 69 August 18, 2021

Alex

My Roblox Gacha Online boy friend. IDK how and why even though he killed my Roblox Family I'm over it I love him, My Name on Gacha Online is both Ruby and Snow. IDK how i met him but when i read his bio it said on the LIKES coloum it said RUBY and i liked him back.(im also blind on that game) (Alex is also an alpha so i call him alpha)

Me:Hi alpha
Alex:hi
Me:Could you heal my scar
Alex:sure
we became friends th bf and gf

by Snow/Ruby June 2, 2021

Alex

A sexy fireman with a good beard and tight ass

Damn, who’s that? They got an absolute dumpy
That’s alex, he double cheeked up

by Mr.chode June 4, 2021

Alex

Alex is a beautiful girl. She will make any guy happy but she has her one and only soulmate. She loves him with all her heart.

Alex is a beautiful woman.

by FloofyBoi June 17, 2021

Alex

A girl is very obsessed over tall guys including guys that go by “Kristoff” “ Deformed Head” and “ rabbies”

Normal citizen: “ Yo look at that tall guy”
Weird people named Alex: “ I know his car and license plate”
Normal citizen: “ What da fack”

by 123deeznuts April 28, 2022

Alex

People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.

"You know Alex?"
"The emo one?"
"Yeah man, what an emo ass"

by Cissified April 30, 2022

Alex

A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.

John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."

by Thathater May 3, 2022