Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

abuse

abuse is when celestine beats peyton for no reason then goes back and says she doesn’t abuse peyton

Celestine: *hits peyton* aka abuse
peyton: celestine stop abusing me
celestine: im not abusing you

by p3yytonn_ November 22, 2021

Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘

Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY

by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020

oof abuser

ABUSES THE WORD OOF, uses it for no reason or "just because", and an oof abuser may also spam the word oof.

Example of an oof abuser:
-Mark: oof

-Jesse: you ok
-Mark: ye bruh just saying oof
-Jesse: why tho
-Mark: Just because

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.

Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.

by MST3K I like December 24, 2020

owner abuse haha funny

when someone steals ur mudae wish or kills you in minecraft
(or u just wanna b unfunny)

someone on discord: *breathing*
ownr: owner abuse haha funny *demotes*

by funnynagito.com January 31, 2021

Office Abuse

When you work for a company that feels you couldn't do any better and should be privileged to work there. Boss makes you feel incompetent at every turn and has his favorites.

Oh great... here comes Brian to perform more Office Abuse on all of us. Cant wait to find another job.

by Jackpot!cs February 4, 2021