national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.

HOLY SHIT ITS NATIONAL LY EVOLUTION DAY!

by Proud Father of Ly August 17, 2024

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

National Gabriela Day

Today is a day where you celebrate the great Spanish Gabriela. Gabriela is a Spanish fiery red head who is known for her never-ending studies and uniquely humorous personality. Be sure to give your Gabriela a big hug and a finger up the ass since she’s probably into that. Have an awesome day freakiela!

National Gabriela Day is a day to celebrate YOUR Gabriela. In this case, MY Gabriela.

by Tintard April 8, 2025

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female

tomorrow is National Fuck Everyone Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan

Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025