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John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.
"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025
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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey
Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea
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John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants
John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.
by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025
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John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
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