eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

Piggy eyes

How your eyes look the morning after a night of crying all puffy and like a pig

I was crying all night and I woke up all piggy eyes this morning

by Gleeswing January 12, 2022

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

ocin eyes

irenetemi and colin walker

irenetemi and colin walker have ocin eyes

by kets go January 19, 2022

Birdo Eyes

Used as a reaction in the ranked bot channel when there is a surprising win/loss by a community member.

Crazzy lost to Cheeky? That deserves a Birdo Eyes.

by Crazzy_ May 13, 2022

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022