National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

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National big back day

National big back day is October 27th !

Girl 1: "Did you hear about national big back day being October 27th?"

Girl 2: "Woah, that's my birthday. What the fuck?"

by Sandermybeloved July 14, 2024

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National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"

B: "Wh-what, why?

A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C

by Esdapox July 17, 2024

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