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Tornado

The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.
The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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tornado drill

when a tornado comes and everyone is gonna die
Mr.Bundles of joy:tornado drill
me:*plays its the end of the world*
Harrison:*snaps stuff*
me:Im gonna die a virgin
timmy:FUCK
by raybeez March 31, 2022
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Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
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Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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tornado dale

Holy fuck! It smells like a tornado dale in that bitch!
by McChickendick April 20, 2022
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Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.
That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.
by TILR16 March 17, 2022
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Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022
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