The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.

“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023

Ticket

Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs

Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die

by bodas December 13, 2022

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

ticketing

driving above legal speed limit

i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper

by out1s November 18, 2018

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018