Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A popular website where ten year old kids come and submit definitions under sexual names. They try and make themselves seem funny, but they really just inspire cringe. On urban dictionary, you can find a sexual definition for all words in the English language and more. If you would like to say sane and break your habit of saying "that's what she said", this site is not ideal. A fun thing to do at parties is to look up your name in this site.

You're browsing urban dictionary? Whatever you do, don't look up Charizard.

by 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 May 18, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

What you are using right now

Why are you looking up the Urban Dictionary you are using it?

by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Where sex is related to the word you looked up at least 95% of the time.

Jon: I bet you can't find a word on Urban Dictionary that isn't related to sex!

Spencer: You win.

by Spence751 January 3, 2013

Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.

Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for

by Ariel White June 24, 2013