Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.
They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
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Get the putin press mug.The Nassau Press is a side bet, in addition to the original bet, offered during a Nassau match by the side that is losing in an effort to even their money for either the front nine, back nine or overall. If the player who "presses" (offers the press) then beats his opponent over the remaining holes on a given nine or the overall, he wins the press bet. In effect it is a double-or-nothing proposition. When a side/overall is two or more points down in the match, they may request a press. The opposition has the option to accept or reject the press, although it is usually accepted. See Hog Press for a variation to these rules.
The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.
The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.
Losing Team – Ok, we’re 2 down so we’re calling a Nassau Press…good luck gentleman, may the best team win!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!
by Just another clown June 20, 2020
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Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.
If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.
If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
by S Poppy July 11, 2020
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Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020
Get the pressed as fuck mug.The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
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