Melons

A melon is a type of large fruit that grows from the ground. They come in multiple varieties es and tastes such as watermelons (the most well known type) which have a green exterior and red interior, they are usually sweet tasting and very juicy. They're are also two other types, one of which is yellow inside and out with a flavor that is sweet but not as much as a watermelon and the other is grey and green on the outside and orange inside that is less sweet than the yellow varient.

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Oh boy i cant wait to eat some melons

by Magickpigeon May 23, 2021

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

yucky melon

Used to call out something or someone who is weird and disgusting, in a demure and cutesy way.

Bob : "Hey look at my new shirt"
Peter: "eww yucky melon "

by anonymous August 20, 2024