v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.
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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.
Court order or peer pressure?
Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
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I thanked the manager of the apartment complex I live in for manager splainin' to my why my new lease begins on the 28th of November instead of December 1st.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
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"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"
by Kill us May 6, 2020
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1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
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Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
by atng July 18, 2022
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