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Jan

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
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Jan

Look outside Nomar, Jan is there
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Jans

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Jan

A guy who can never admit he's wrong. He's a very flamboyant guy who's very caring of those around him. Even though he hides it he is very homosexual and Emo.
-Jan is a name.
by Very Kewl guy October 23, 2022
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8th jan

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!
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Jan 15

National ask your bf for his hoodie day
Emma: can I have your hoodie

Tyler: Yea! And why?
Emma: it’s Jan 15!
by alexia.. January 15, 2022
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