Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Float

Go to / come to (irish slang)

Float my gaf (Come to my house), Float dublin (come to dublin)

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023

floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023

float

Your a piece of shit ..shit likes to float

Your a fuckin float. Get the fuck outta here.

by J03YBattZ September 4, 2023

Float

Originating from American slang but adapted by North Dublin teenagers. Float means 'go to' and is often used in shorthand.

"Float Centra after school"

"k, you payin though"

by Yuppalads234 November 3, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022