With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.

person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?

by gyatt? March 5, 2024

send me everything

he wants to see your entire body, send him it all

Him:Send me everything!
Her:Sure, Just give me a sec

by inefficientt July 8, 2022

Everything Street

Everything Street is more of a term to "Everything Good" or "Everything Gucci" it's all about how you put it. Shout out to Yung $treeet!!

Keep Everything Street at all times or niggas gone try to use the bull shit against ya twin.

by ATLhistorian June 8, 2022

Everything Street

Everything street is just lingo you use when you saying "Everything Good" or "Everything Gucci"

Keep everything street or niggas gone try to use bull shit against ya twin.

by ATLhistorian June 8, 2022

Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch

Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason

by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022

Everything but the bitch's stink!

A phrase shouted in frustration when a partner is willing to do just about anything but anal.

Girlfriend: Let's try something special tonight... *bats eyelashes*

Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?

Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.

Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022