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Tinder Date

The act of using Tinder for a date which it's only purpose is to get laid.
"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.

To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"
by Technobri May 25, 2017
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hot date

Generally used sarcastically to exaggerate the appeal of a date. The date may or may not be real, and although the date might actually be "hot", as in exciting, it's just as likely to not exist at all or be boring.
Are you going on a hot date tonight?
Yes. With my Mom.
by RustyBucky May 8, 2011
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null date

A romantic date that one, both, or third parties later deny counted as a date at all.
"Jasmine is hot, but the second she started talking it was a null date."

"Snodgrass said he took me out? Ew, no! Laser Tag nullified that date!"
by Kate Saybrook August 4, 2009
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Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.
Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date
by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011
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Group Date

when multiple couples get together to do an activity.
Dawn and Dallas are going to meet up with Cassie who is dating Tyler and Kaylee who is dating Kalab. Three couples are going on a group date to go bowling.
by anjadaddabbo December 31, 2012
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Date Gut

When on a first date with a girl, a boy is exceptionally nervous. This anxiety causes pockets of gas to form in the bowel. Because of the female presence, expelling the gaseous build up is not a viable option; therefore, the stomach begins to bloat and cramp, causing date gut. But the moment the unsuspecting date is dropped safely at home, the gas is released along with any painful stomach cramps.
Went out with Carrie last night, and now my butt hole hurts -- bad case of date gut.
by S_Funkster July 27, 2011
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Date Rape

The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010
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