Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

Crowning

Crowning;verb (being Crowned)

The sexual act of putting a man's head inside of a woman's vagina.

"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

crown and down

As in bar lingo: any promotion where they offer crown and down specials includes any cocktails that are not made with “top shelf” liquor.

Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.

It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.

i’ll have the crown and down special: Tito’s and soda. Don’t need the Goose and red bull. no bottle service tonight..

by WHTFSU February 10, 2023

Left for crown town

When u have done to many amphetamines and you feel like Superman because you can have sex for 4 hours at a time with only 30 minute breaks

Damn bro wednesday me and little bit left for crown town until mid afternoon Friday. It was freaking amazing

by Lordinvi3 May 10, 2024

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

Triple Crown

Simply, a blowjob from three women (or men, or whatever) simultaneously.

Yo did you hear Sam, Emily, and Sarah triple crowned Derek last weekend?

by Sir OG Mudbonington II May 23, 2024