Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.

Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”

by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023

cereal

likes playing mario. ghosy didnt say to type this.. hahahah

fuck you cereal

by CerealShip January 13, 2024

cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."

"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil

by CerealShip January 15, 2024