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Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
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Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
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Redemption Beard

When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.

The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
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Playoff Beard

A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.
Maggie was being such a playoff beard by consoling our team’s loss by making Netflix resolutions.
by HockeyTim57 August 8, 2020
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totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.
by Mavarx July 7, 2022
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Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.
I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.
by The anal jester February 11, 2004
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Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.
Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.
by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010
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