Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

full diaper

This is the term for when someone vomits while still wearing their mask.

Tom had a full diaper after he got sick and started puking on the plane.

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

Diaper Viper

When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.

Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.

by dirtymurbag September 16, 2021

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

Poopy diaper day

When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated

The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day

by PurMagc September 21, 2021